Hey yall is this a great plan?

I found a new way to make me some money for college I decided to steal dirty clothes from a laundry mate and sell them on the streets for some bling bling, me and my mans Cali is going to the strip club to pop lock and drop it for the greasy old men its gonna be fun. We gonna make this money happend for us this year last year Cali made more money then me he sold stolen tacos from the back of a dirty car seat I tried to sell a stolen mattress but no one wanted it beacause it had staine marks on it, but I a gonna win this year fo show I can't wait.